Some out-there web bizzness:

MIRT
Traffic Light Control Device -
Changes stoplights from Red to Green in seconds (!)

KNEE DEFENDER
Protection from Reclining Airplane Seats.

LEGO GOES TO HOLLYWOOD
Some Germans with way too much time on their hands.
Click 'Filme' section then Michael Jackson's 'Thriller'.

SLEEPING IN AIRPORTS
Budget Traveller's Guide to Sleeping in Airports.
Talking of which, it's all about Merhan Nasseri.
Spielberg's got the film rights; hold tight!!!

MATRIX VIBE
Let your computer pleasure you...Plug into your USB port and reach orgasmic heights with this 10-speed pulsation & vibrating bullet vibe - all at the touch of your finger! No batteries needed as it runs off computer.